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Funny Driving Stories
 
If you have any amusing driving stories to tell us about, we'd love to hear from you. The best ones will be published here.
 
Funny car insurance claims
Here are some incredible, but true statements which all appeared on claim forms submitted to car insurance companies by policyholders who had been involved in car accidents.
 
  • The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.
     

  • The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.
     

  • The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
     

  • I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
     

  • Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
     

  • I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
     

  • I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
     

  • I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.
     

  • An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

 

 
 
 
 
     


  

 

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